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This is an interview with #63 by The Christian Online Magazine, however this interview will not be appearing on the magazine's web site simply because that the infidels are afraid that it will convince their readers to convert.
Some Infidel: So, what are the basic beliefs of Movementarianism?
#63: Well, we believe in having a good time. We see no wrong in being promiscuous, doing drugs, or drinking. We have many sacred prayers and dances and we simply believe in honoring The Leader in all His greatness.
SI: What is so great about this leader of yours?
#63: He is a kind and just being and promises us eternal joy.
SI: Uh . . . huh . . . what exactly made your people turn away from God? He is kind and just, also and he promises you Heaven.
#63: But he is not a human. We cannot relate to him. He is supposed to be perfect. Who can relate to that?
SI: Well, I think that it is the fact that we can't relate to his perfection is what makes him worthy of our worship.
#63: Bah! They've brainwashed you!
SI: Okay . . . moving on . . . why is it that you are named chronologically? Names are more personal than mere numbers.
#63: Ah, I beg to differ feeble one. Names are not personal. How many Johns or Amandas are there in the world? Far to many to make the name personal to anyone! But in Movementarianism there always be just one #63, one #44, one #76!
SI: Uh, okay, calm down. Anyway, what makes you believe so strongly that your beliefs are right when so few people agree with you?
#63: Because, for one thing, the majority has quite often been wrong in the past. For instance, back in the 1700's and early 1800's the majority of people in America thought that slavery was perfectly moral. But they were wrong, weren't they?
SI: Well, yes, but -
#63: . . . And in the 1400's everyone was convinced that the earth was flat, but then along came the minority to prove them wrong!
SI: But the majority is not always wrong!
#63: Oh, pish posh!
SI: (sigh) I will pray for your mislead soul.
#63: As I shall pray for yours!
SI: Oh, you brainwashed fool, you're going to burn in hell for this.
#63: That is assault! That is assault! HATE CRIME!!!
(That is when I stormed out of the room) Oh, that poor mislead infidel. When will he learn?
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